My Christmas List

Dear Santa,

Really, do I have to get

phone calls from Ann Coulter?

Could you get me off her list?

I’ve been naughty…couldn’t

help myself…I know you brought me

that new diabetic meter a couple

of years ago…but that coconut

cream pie with that huge meringue

kept flirting with me…he..ummm …

it disappeared without a trace.

That’s about it…wait…bless all

the toads in the garden with

the gifts they have on their

Christmas lists…Have you ever

heard grumpy croaking? Not good.

Susie

P.S. Sorry there won’t be any cookies this year,

but enjoy the glass of skim milk.

Mama Zen at Real Toads had us writing to Santa. 

Looking forward to seeing if he delivers. :)

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